CANADA — As Canada Post workers strike across the nation demanding better pay and conditions, one Canadian company is quietly bagging the benefits.

Literally.

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Enter Poo Crew, the country’s go-to yard-cleaning service, now finding an unexpected influx of new applicants: striking postal workers.

“They’ve already got everything we look for,” said Daniel Diment, Founder of Poo Crew.

“They’re used to being outside in all weather, working independently, dealing with dogs, and pretending to be fine with it. That’s basically our job description.”

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According to SNN sources, many postal workers say the move just makes sense.

Another added,

“Why? Well, of folks just don’t have the time to keep up with it, especially when the snow hits... Not as much daylight, you know what I mean?”

Labor analysts at (SNN) say this could mark the birth of a new blue-collar migration wave.

“I’m out here with these folks, and they’re every bit as resilient and adaptive as you’d expect from a rain-or-shine route worker.” said one correspondent. “It’s the perfect pivot.”

When asked if this was a coordinated recruiting push, Diment laughed.

"We’re allowing people to see other opportunities and support their communities in another way."

“We’re just keeping the economy moving when the mail isn’t!” he added with a chuckle.

“They’re just reliable. These are adults, eager to support their families and communities – and they never come in with excuses.” Diment adds.

“They just have a really solid work ethic and are all around good people.”

As one SNN field reporter put it:

“They spent years delivering Canada’s mail. Now they’re delivering cleaner, happier neighborhoods.”